i've officially decided i was a weird child.....

not only was i a chunky little child and had very interesting micturating patterns.( click on link)

but i also had a very interesting imagination.

I was CONVINCED
that
EVERYTIME
i left the room


my parents

and

brothers and sisters

would start talking in their...........

alien language

because they were............

aliens.


and i was SOOOOO MAD
that they wouldn't teach me the language, and that they would talk about me

because i was SURE that they were talking about me.

I was the adopted human.



But i never confronted them about it.


interesting.







(BUT)

(say this part is a scared whisper)


maybe they got to me....


see pictures below

i believe i may have morphed into one of them


and this is my brothers and sisters showing their true alien selves!


SAVE ME ?!?!?!