i didn't put in the best part.

tara commented on the last post that she had listened to the recording again and that i had missed the best part.

after scott said he had never had a pigs in a blanket tara yelled back at him:

"It's like a testimony! You don't have to have one to know what

it is!!!!!!"

oh my gosh. she is so weird! hahahahaha!

tara pregnant= crazy

(look how cute she is prego)

my sister tara is pregnant. she is also a crazy sleep talker. i love her.

she is such a bad sleep talker, that in the "top ten reason's to marry tara" in her wedding breakfast, i said.........

"3. you should marry tara is because you will have a complete performance every night the rest of your life."(i had slept with tara on many a family vacation and been woken up to tara singing, reciting lines, or frantically moaning and talking etc.)

i was right, and scott couldn't sleep for like the first 4 months of their marriage because she was talking so much. but it has only got worse since the pregnancy. she talks in this in between state of awake and asleep.

scott has started recording them. they are hilarious. so, i have decided to have tara sleep talk moments every once in a while. or until they start a blog solely dedicated to her sleep antics.

most of the sleep episodes are very dramtically played out. like she might die. she is very agitated. she often starts crying. she is hyper-emotional. she goes from really lovey dovey to very frustrated in a split second. lets just say. it is so funny. so when you read them just imagine tara being very emotional when saying everything. again, hilarious.


so,

TARA SLEEP TALK MOMENT #1

Tara: i'm so cooooooold (shivering frantically, and very dramatically. i'm sure)

Scott: sorry honey

Tara: (commanding) scott. i want you to wrap me up warm like a pigs in a blanket.

Scott:i don't know what that is.

Tara:(very frustrated) YOU KNOW, the hotdog covered with a biscuit.

Scott:oh, you mean like a corndog??

Tara: (getting really really really frustrated)NO!!!!!! it doesn't have a stick up it. why would you put a stick up it?? its just a pigs in a blanket. YOU KNOW! like sometimes at the mall they put pretzels around the weiner.

Scott: okay, i'll wrap you up like a pigs in a blanket.

(he proceeds to wrap her in the covers)

Tara: SCOTT! why are you being so mean to me? that's like half a pigs in a blanket!

my internet is slower than sin and i loooooooove

JOSH GROBAN.
(look how happy he is!)

seriously, after five years (wait!) SIX years of listening to his second album ALOT, i am STILL in awe. i haven't even bothered to get his third album cuz there is still so much to digest in his second, his talent is that huge. THANK YOU for singing. THANK YOU. seriously, you have made my days so much better so often. he sings REAL music, with such passion. ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

but the reason i am writing this post, is that i am going to be friends with him someday.

i went to his concert and he was just this goofy, funny, quirky guy. just how i like my friends. nice and quirky.

so, JOSH GROBAN, will you be my friend someday? (wouldn't that be cool if he saw this somehow).

i guess you can dream.

maybe we could double or something ? i think daniel and him would get along really well.
maybe

diet coke surprise

so, i was in the swkt getting some DIET COKE from the vending machines.

unfortunately it was the un-caffeinated kind.

sad.

cuz i really needed caffeine, for my headache. (is that a cover-up for just craving it a little bit?)

anywayz......

so, i got some

BUT

it didn't come out, so i got another one.

BUT

it didn't come out.

so, i got down and did some surgery on it.

i pulled out

1

2

3

4

flavored waters.

and then my 2 DIET COKES.

6 for the price of 2.

AWESOME!


love,

Jen

chocolate syrup fight

in-n-out. soooo excited. nov 19th here we come

for more of the adventure go to daniel's blog here.

my blankie

So, i never had a blankie growing up, until about 6 weeks ago.

now, i can't sleep with out my white fuzzy blanket.

i feel like i'm five.

so, i'll go ahead and suck my thumb too.
nie nite,
jenny poo

hogwarts halloween

fleur and luna and forties lady and hot egyptian

the great hall with the floating candles.

hagrid's motorcyle.

the night bus and stan shunpike.

sara beth, fleur, cedric diggory, galinda!

oh. hello handsome! cedric helped the kids with quidditch.
also. cedric was later edward in twilight.
just sayin..........

one of the portraits
(normally there was the fat lady in this portrait)

fleur putting her name in the goblet of fire.

cedric putting his name in the goblet of fire.


For more details etc. see this post from last year....

Love,
Jennifer

alice and the mad hatter. we won the costume contest

Have you ever thought about.....

Have you ever thought about how rancid and rank Sleeping Beauty's breath must have been, when the Prince awoke her with a kiss?

Cuz I just did.

And I feel bad for the Prince.

She was asleep for a looooooong time. A long enough time to get the worst breath ever recorded in the history of the world, probably.