some random things about me

1. i was fat when i was little. quite the pudge. in ballet recitals people would point and laugh and ask " who's the cute little fat one?", my mom felt bad, but i was fat and happy.

2. one of my greatest fears is that i will get a gobble(double chin) like my granny.(babies would suck on it, it was so large.) (but p.s. she was a great granny r.i.p.)

3. i go through about one tositoes queso dip a week.

4. when i was little, i hit my sister katie on the head with a hammer, i wasn't mad or anything, just thought it would be fun, just wanted to try it. --she still loves me and has full cerebral function.--

5. in jr. high my parents had to punish me by NOT letting me do homework. i was pretty much OCD. it was crazy, i got over that, now i get 50% on quizzes. PATHETIC, but i'm stupid and happy.

6. at my parents house my room is usually spotless, in provo NOT, though i'm getting better.

7. my email address "muhwuhnuh" stands for my white knight. and, no i don't usually tell people that, because it makes me sound laaaame, but ask me about it and i will tell you the story.

8. before i went to europe after my eighth grade, i would dream for hours about how a kind italian man would help me after a terrible accident when i fell off the gondola and then when nursing me back to health he would fall deeply, terribly utterly and completely in love with me. then i went to venice and i couldn't even look them in the eyes because i was covering my face because of their awful stench. (it was really hot that day, i don't blame them and i still like italians.)

9. i was dropped on my head by my older brother at 6 weeks old and suffered a bad concussion. i always say it happened for a reason: so i wouldn't make my siblings feel bad because of my genius. the plan was to even the playing field.

10. I have an extremely large head, most hats DO NOT fit me. its very sad and causes headaches.

11. most of my best friends are more than a year older than me.

12. i faithfully watch the bachelor, and say "suck it" to those who make fun of me because they like it too but just won't admit it.

13. i think about medical problems in the shower, i love nursing and def enjoy the show house.

14. i usually spell "definitely" wrong. ( i just had to spell check that)

15. i talked to Dave Rose ( BYU basketball coach) on the radio

16. i saw Martha Stewart right after she was convicted at the Plaza hotel.

17. often people get katie and my personalities all mixed up. they think she is the red, but she is the white. I am the red people!!! watch out for me. ( no not really, but if need be, like really a problem "i will cut you" (that's off of bon qui qui, i will not cut you just talk firmly).

18. i often walk around my apartment in my undies and cami. i just don't care anymore, i see people naked all the time at the hospital. maybe this is bad.

19. favorite thing to do: dance in cars until people look over and then keep on going. its great

20. i broke my humerus bone ( my upper arm bone) all the way through jumping to the 6th bar on the monkey bars in sixth grade.

21. i once told my mean choir teacher that he should apologize to me for calling me a soprano and waited there until he did. after the matter was resolved we fisted each other. it was tender

22. i enjoy getting dirty. the dirtier the dishes and the stickier i get, the better it feels.

23. i read "these happy golden years" from little house on the prairie 17 times my third grade year. i was in love with ALNANZO. ( actually by that point i was in love with JO from Betsy and Tacy and GILBERT from Anne of Green Gables

24.I have named all of my cars after the Betsy Tacy series. they have been: betsy, tacy and tib.

25. whenever i would fail at making meals when i was growing upand my mom would say "your head is in the clouds"( and yes it was in the clouds, usually thinking about some book or boy that i liked) it made me happy because anne from "anne of green gables" was also clumsy at cooking and air headed. I thought about it for a whole hour once: how great it was to be like Anne.... if only i had a GILBERT. yes........

26. in first grade, i went to the school nurse 3-4 times a week. I was sort of the drama queen.