dear jordan crook

A dear friend told me this " We do not learn life lessons from fiction. Twilight is supposed to be fake. its like all the other love books that aren't real. I have been "learning" since i was 2 that love should be oh so romantic, and heroic and heart palpitating at every moment. I also have been "learning" from other fiction movies that jedis, ton-tons, jar-jars and the force are real. NEWS FLASH! none of them are real! enjoyable? yes! real? no!"

In following suit with Jordan Crook's blog post. Here are some of the things that the 2nd most watched movie of ALL TIME teaches boys.

1. its OK to fall in love with your sister.
2. killing children is forgiveable as long as you come through in the end.
3. its ok to be a cougar.
4. its ok to stay with and have twins with an abusive husband.
5. jedis will save the world
   

did you learn this from star wars? I DIDN'T THINK SO!


Another movie boys should learn life lessons from: Bourne Identity Series.

1. no matter how many times you get shot at, you won't die, if you're a good spy.
2. its ok to kill alot of people, as long as you are a spy.
3. if you have alot of car chases, and get in lots of wrecks, you probably will still be able to walk. right after they happen.
   
4. even if the main lady dies, don't worry! another one will come along in the sequel.

do you apply these lesson in your every day life? I HOPE NOT!

DUH! ITS NOT REAL! ITS NOT REAL! WE DON'T HAVE TO LEARN LIFE LESSONS FROM IT! THEY"RE FAKE! ITS ALL FAKE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ITS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE ENJOYABLE!

p.s. fairies, good witches, and lollipop kids also aren't real. just in case you were wondering.