(look how cute she is prego)
my sister tara is pregnant. she is also a crazy sleep talker. i love her.
she is such a bad sleep talker, that in the "top ten reason's to marry tara" in her wedding breakfast, i said.........
"3. you should marry tara is because you will have a complete performance every night the rest of your life."(i had slept with tara on many a family vacation and been woken up to tara singing, reciting lines, or frantically moaning and talking etc.)
i was right, and scott couldn't sleep for like the first 4 months of their marriage because she was talking so much. but it has only got worse since the pregnancy. she talks in this in between state of awake and asleep.
scott has started recording them. they are hilarious. so, i have decided to have tara sleep talk moments every once in a while. or until they start a blog solely dedicated to her sleep antics.
most of the sleep episodes are very dramtically played out. like she might die. she is very agitated. she often starts crying. she is hyper-emotional. she goes from really lovey dovey to very frustrated in a split second. lets just say. it is so funny. so when you read them just imagine tara being very emotional when saying everything. again, hilarious.
so,
TARA SLEEP TALK MOMENT #1
Tara: i'm so cooooooold (shivering frantically, and very dramatically. i'm sure)
Scott: sorry honey
Tara: (commanding) scott. i want you to wrap me up warm like a pigs in a blanket.
Scott:i don't know what that is.
Tara:(very frustrated) YOU KNOW, the hotdog covered with a biscuit.
Scott:oh, you mean like a corndog??
Tara: (getting really really really frustrated)NO!!!!!! it doesn't have a stick up it. why would you put a stick up it?? its just a pigs in a blanket. YOU KNOW! like sometimes at the mall they put pretzels around the weiner.
Scott: okay, i'll wrap you up like a pigs in a blanket.
(he proceeds to wrap her in the covers)
Tara: SCOTT! why are you being so mean to me? that's like half a pigs in a blanket!
she is such a bad sleep talker, that in the "top ten reason's to marry tara" in her wedding breakfast, i said.........
"3. you should marry tara is because you will have a complete performance every night the rest of your life."(i had slept with tara on many a family vacation and been woken up to tara singing, reciting lines, or frantically moaning and talking etc.)
i was right, and scott couldn't sleep for like the first 4 months of their marriage because she was talking so much. but it has only got worse since the pregnancy. she talks in this in between state of awake and asleep.
scott has started recording them. they are hilarious. so, i have decided to have tara sleep talk moments every once in a while. or until they start a blog solely dedicated to her sleep antics.
most of the sleep episodes are very dramtically played out. like she might die. she is very agitated. she often starts crying. she is hyper-emotional. she goes from really lovey dovey to very frustrated in a split second. lets just say. it is so funny. so when you read them just imagine tara being very emotional when saying everything. again, hilarious.
so,
TARA SLEEP TALK MOMENT #1
Tara: i'm so cooooooold (shivering frantically, and very dramatically. i'm sure)
Scott: sorry honey
Tara: (commanding) scott. i want you to wrap me up warm like a pigs in a blanket.
Scott:i don't know what that is.
Tara:(very frustrated) YOU KNOW, the hotdog covered with a biscuit.
Scott:oh, you mean like a corndog??
Tara: (getting really really really frustrated)NO!!!!!! it doesn't have a stick up it. why would you put a stick up it?? its just a pigs in a blanket. YOU KNOW! like sometimes at the mall they put pretzels around the weiner.
Scott: okay, i'll wrap you up like a pigs in a blanket.
(he proceeds to wrap her in the covers)
Tara: SCOTT! why are you being so mean to me? that's like half a pigs in a blanket!
6 comments:
I am in the hbll laughing (i snorted actually) and then got a dirty look from a girl next to me.
Oh my gosh. I don't know your sister at all, but I'm also in the HBLL and just burst out laughing too. Hahaha!
I'm laughing at myself oh my gosh. Hahahaha. Maybe Scott should start a blog about it, then i could be famous for being so weird.
Oh and i listened to the recording and when he said he didn't know what a pig in a blanket was because he had never had one, I said "It's like a testimony! You don't have to have one to know what it is!!!!!!
Oh my. I love this. I laughed really hard.
that is SOOOO funny! I love it, Tara. :)
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